Archive for August, 2008

Knott’s Halloween Haunt 2008

h1 Sunday, August 24th, 2008


Halloween Haunt is just around the corner. Here’s maze info.

Knott’s Scary Farm
2008 Line-up





The Slaughterhouse
Main Gate Area - New!
Folks from near and far come a-runnin’ for Farmer Willy’s world famous BBQ! Why you can smell the sizzling meat all the way from the interstate! Just take Exit I-13 and follow your nose! Venture through the Slaughterhouse where Farmer Willy will auction you off to the highest bidder, tenderize you with his chainsaw, and grind you into a tasty meat treat. Bone appetite!

Fiesta Plaza - New!
In March 2008, the U.S. Government issued an emergency order sealing off an apartment complex in Los Angeles. A HazMat team was sent to investigate the quarantined building. Authorities have now denied any knowledge of the incident. The residents were never heard from again. There were no explanations; there was no evidence, until now. Experience the truth for yourself when you try to escape Sony Pictures’, Quarantine.


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h1 Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

BY AuntiePanPan

I have a complaint. A serious complaint.

It has to do with little, itty bitty, box hats. Let me be blunt. I have been looking in various gothic fashion magazines and websites, and see large headed girls wearing itty bitty teeny not even a squeaky mouse could fit into this sized hats.

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Horror Movie Chopping Block

h1 Thursday, August 14th, 2008

This list was compiled by Michael Gingold and Jennifer Morrow from the FANGORIA site.

Comments by me - Rick_A_Mortis.

Note: Most release dates are tentative and subject to change. Entire contents are copyright 2008 Starlog Entertainment.

August 15
Director:Alexandre Aja
Star:Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton, Amy Smart, Jason Flemyng, Ezra Buzzington, John Shrapnel, Julian Glover
An ex-cop who works security at a mall discovers something frighteningly awry in the mirrors of a department store.

My 2 cents: So I hate to say it the trailer just looks bad. It looks heavy CGI. Too bad. Sorry Kiefer Sutherland.

September 19
IGOR (Weinstein Company)
Director:Anthony Leondis
Stars:Voices of John Cusack, Steve Buscemi, John Cleese, Jennifer Coolidge, Eddie Izzard, Molly Shannon
CG-animated feature in which a mad scientist’s hunchbacked lab assistant invents his own monster in hopes of winning the annual Evil Science Fair.

My 2 cents: I like everyone that’s doing the voice work, might be another Mad Monster Party.

October 10
QUARANTINE (Screen Gems)
Directors:John Erick Dowdle
Stars:Columbus Short, Jennifer Carpenter, Jay Hernandez, Johnathon Schaech, Steve Harris
Remake of the Spanish film REC, in which a TV news crew follows a squad of firefighters into a quarantined apar
tment building and confronts the horrors dwelling within.

My 2 cents:  I hear that REC is awesome. So I’m trying to track it down before I see this.

October 24
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (Magnet/Magnolia; limited)
Director:Tomas Alfredson
Stars:Kare Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, Per Ragnar, Henrik Dahl, Karin Bergquist
A bullied 12-year-old boy finds a soulmate in the mysterious new girl next door—who turns out to be a vampire.

My 2 cents:  I hate when this happens.
Website: none yet

SAW V (Lionsgate)
Director:David Hackl
Stars:Tobin Bell, Betsy Russell, Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor, Julie Benz, Mark Rolston, Meagan Good
The heir to Jigsaw’s torturous legacy sets out to trap and dispatch those who would expose his connection to the deceased villain.

My 2 cents: Saw 5 and then Saw 6 and then Saw 7 you get the picture. Kind of like the Friday 13th series. Some are good but the rest suck.

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WALL E - Movie Review

h1 Thursday, August 14th, 2008

WALL E - Review

By Rick_A_Mortis - Yeah I know it’s been out for awhile.

Synopsis: Academy Award®-winning writer-director Andrew Stanton (”Finding Nemo”) and the inventive storytellers and technical geniuses at Pixar Animation Studios (”The Incredibles,” “Cars,” “Ratatouille”) transport moviegoers to a galaxy not so very far away for a new computer-animated cosmic comedy about a determined robot named WALL E.

After hundreds of lonely years of doing what he was built for, WALL E (short for Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class) discovers a new purpose in life (besides collecting knick-knacks) when he meets a sleek search robot named EVE. EVE comes to realize that WALLE has inadvertently stumbled upon the key to the planet’s future, and races back to space to report her findings to the humans (who have been eagerly awaiting word that it is safe to return home). Meanwhile, WALLE chases EVE across the galaxy and sets into motion one of the most exciting and imaginative comedy adventures ever brought to the big screen.

Good ol Pixar. I’ve been super happy with pretty everything they have released. Except for maybe CARS, which I think is due to the fact of not being a fan of NASCAR. I just thought it was middle of the road ok. Get it road? CARS…ok never mind. Anyways when WALL E was released I went in with pretty high expectations.


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h1 Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Who says that goths are lazy and apathetic?
NOT TRUE after hours last night outside Orange County’s hot club Xile.
Just as everyone was exchanging hugs and phone numbers, after a long night dancing and merriment, a small corseted voice could be heard in the distance saying “I think there’s a fire!” I didn’t get the name of the girl, but she jumped into the backseat of my trusty gothmobile behind my friend, Sterling D. Knight ( of online occult/weapons store ‘The Dark Tower’ fame) while I was chasing down the lead DJ of Xile, who was running at full gallop to see where the commotion was coming from. Read the rest of this entry �

AuntiePanPan’s Guide to nightclub etiquette

h1 Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

This article: Capes, Drapes and other flammable things.
Ah, yes…The end of Summer at the annual graveyard picnic. Woe be it to you if you have nothing to plonk down onto the ground to sit upon so not as to ruin your velvet and leather hobble skirt or have a wet spot on your butt in the tall wet grasses overlooking the local family tombs in the wee hours of the morning. There is only one thing that can save you that is much more pretty than a piece of newspaper to sit upon.
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h1 Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

After dealing with surviving the week before watching the new “Journey To The Center Of The Earth” IN THREE D…By the way, a great movie NOT to see in 2 D…I went to see the Mummy three with one of my trusty sidekicks…

Jet Li. Wow. For a man that supposedly retired , he’s a busy guy. Read the rest of this entry �

Its like old home week…

h1 Tuesday, August 12th, 2008


AuntiePanPan here to tell you of my weekend…which usually runs from Friday morning until Monday night…welcome to my life of reckless abandonment as a professional Media Ho.

Friday was unique…all I remember was tequila and a donkey…does anybody know anything about that?

Eternal/no was a fantabulous Saturday night with Blade (Beware the spinning head) Rhino flinging cakes to the masses in honoria of his birthday. Congratulations Sweetie! Pictures will be abounding soon to a website near you…heavens permitting…lets see…Very wunderva to run into the old school squad from Vampiricus times…ahhh sweet memories…I go underground for 8 years and wow!!!! There’s a sushi bar on every corner and a popular coffee joint every five feet! HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!! Read the rest of this entry �

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